Friday, January 12, 2007

No truer horoscope has ever been written:

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Attempts at self-medicating with alcohol will once again fail to treat your rampant alcoholism. (The Onion)

Sorry for the long absence. Hopefully, I'll be back with more chewy goodness soon.

Here's a teaser: I recently had a doctor describe my asshole in terms of a clock, and he said "So, that would roughly be around the six o'clock area."